Get the Chuck ‘outta here

Chuck Burger – Aldgate East/Spitalfields(Their website)

Reviewer Burger (Cheeseburger) Bants Fries (Loaded + Sweet Potato)
Captain Burger (LH) 6.5 9 7
Bantersaurus Rex (GH) GOUT – no red meat allowed 8 7
Ramsdale Junior (CR) 6.5 8 7
Ramsdale Senior (SR) 7 8 5
Average Score 6.5 8.25 6.5

*Captain Burger thumbs up – Not that much to get excited about to be honest, although the unfriendly waiter and his weird sense of humour was entertaining(ish).

We agreed the loaded fries were a bit of a let down but the sweet potato fries were pretty good.

*Captain Burger thumbs down – Chuck Burger nicking my Instagram shot and re-posting without crediting me. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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A big disappointment

Big Fernand- Tottenham Court Road(Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH) 6 8 6.5
Bantersaurus Rex (GH) 7 7 N/A
Ramsdale Junior (CR) 7 8 7.5
Ramsdale Senior (SR) 6 8 5
Average Score 6.5 7.75 6.3

*Captain Burger thumbs up – The friendly french staff

*Captain Burger thumbs down – Not suitable to enjoy a leisurely meal, more sit down, eat, go.

Not so much

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Hot to trot

Hotbox – Spitalfields(Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH) 8.5 8.5 8.5
Bantersaurus Rex (GH) 8.5 8.5 8.5
Ramsdale Junior (CR) 8.5 8.5 N/A
Ramsdale Senior (SR) 8.5 8.5 8
WBC Guest (Sophie) 9 8.5 N/A
Average Score 8.6 8.5 8.3

*Captain Burger thumbs up – The chicken thighs and friendly waitress.

*Captain Burger thumbs down – Clara’s outfit and Sophie’s timekeeping.

The Smokey Bandit

The Smokey Bandit

Inside the Smokey Bandit

Inside the Smokey Bandit

Ramsdale Junior tucking in

Ramsdale Junior tucking in

go go go
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Hache Tag : Surprisingly good

Hache – Shoreditch (Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH)  7.5 8 5.5
Bantersaurus Rex (GH)  7 8 6
Ramsdale Junior (CR)  8 8.5 7
Ramsdale Senior (SR)  8 8 6
Average Score 7.6 8.1 6.1

*Captain Burger thumbs up – The Bleeker Str burger we had on the way there as a starter.

*Captain Burger thumbs down – Hotbox being closed for maintenance and our plan B Bleeker being outside on a cold evening.

 Verdict detour

St Paddys Burger

St Paddys Burger

BR and RS

BR and RS

Captain Burger and RJ

Captain Burger and RJ

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Stoked to be here

Stokey Bears – Stoke Newington (Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH)  8.5 9 7
Bantersaurus Rex (GH)  8 9.5 6
Ramsdale Junior (CR)  8.5 9 7
Ramsdale Senior (SR)  8.5 8 6
Average Score 8.4 8.9 6.5

*Captain Burger thumbs up – The friendly friendly staff…who even refilled our spilled beer for FREE!

go go go

Stokey Bears Menu

Stokey Bears Menu

Burger and Beer

Burger and Beer

Bantersaurus Rex digging in

Bantersaurus Rex digging in

WBC Group Shot

WBC Group Shot

Inside the juicy burger

Inside the juicy burger

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

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Social issues!

BOBO Social – near Oxford Street (Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH) 6 9 6
Bantersaurus Rex (GH) 7 8.5 7
Ramsdale Junior (CR) 5 9 7.5
Ramsdale Senior (SR) 5 9 7.5
WBC Guest (JU) 5 9 7
WBC Guest (Dom aka Titties) 7 9.5 8
Average Score 5.8 9 7.2

*Captain Burger thumbs up – The plates. The ambience.

*Captain Burger thumbs down – disappointing burgers & average puddings.

ready to tuck in

verdict skip
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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I want you in my…face

BOOM Burger – Ladbroke Grove (Their website)

Reviewer Burger Bants Fries
Captain Burger (LH)  7 9  7.5
Bantersaurus Rex (GH)  8 9  7
Ramsdale Junior (CR)  7.5 9 9.5
Ramsdale Senior (SR)  8.5 9 7
Average Score 7.8 9 7.8

*Captain Burger thumbs up – Cocktails, special sauce and plantain fries….

*Captain Burger thumbs down – Music was far too loud for a civilized chat

BOOM Burger friends

BOOM Burger friends

Inside the BOOM

Inside the BOOM Burger

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